Abbott & Costello on .NET

Este alguna vez subí a un newsgroup, y haciendo una búsqueda me lo volví a encontrar…

1 ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

2 COSTELLO: Thanks. I’m setting up an office in my den, and I’m thinking about

3 buying a computer.

4 ABBOTT: Mac?

5 COSTELLO: No, the name’s Lou

6 ABBOTT: Your computer?

7 COSTELLO: I don’t own a computer. I want to buy one.

8 ABBOTT: Mac?

9 COSTELLO: I told you, my name’s Lou

10 ABBOTT: What about Windows?

11 COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?

12 ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with windows?

13 COSTELLO: I don’t know. What will I see when I look in the windows?

14 ABBOTT: Wallpaper.

15 COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.

16 ABBOTT Software for Windows?

17 COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What have you got?

18 ABBOTT: Office.

19 COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?

20 ABBOTT: I just did.

21 COSTELLO: You just did what?

22 ABBOTT: Recommend something.

23 COSTELLO: You recommended something?

24 ABBOTT: Yes.

25 COSTELLO: For my office?

26 ABBOTT: Yes

27 COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?

28 ABBOTT: Office.

29 COSTELLO:.Yes, for my office!

30 ABBOTT: I recommend office with windows.

31 COSTELLO: I already have an office and it has windows! OK, lets just say, I’m sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?

32 ABBOTT: Word

33 COSTELLO: What word?

34 ABBOTT: Word in Office.

35 COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.

36 ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.

37 COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?

38 ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue W.

39 COSTELLO: I’m going to click your blue w if you don’t start with some straight answers. OK, forget that. Can I watch movies on the Internet?

40 ABBOTT: Yes, you want Real One.

41 COSTELLO: Maybe a real one, maybe a cartoon. What I watch is none of your business. Just tell me what I need!

42 ABBOTT: Real One.

43 COSTELLO: If its a long movie I also want to see reel 2,3&4. can I watch them?

44 ABBOTT: Of course.

45 COSTELLO: Great, with what?

46 ABBOTT: Real One.

47 COSTELLO; OK, I’m at my computer and I want to watch a movie. What do I do?

48 ABBOTT: You click the blue 1.

49 COSTELLO: I click the blue one what?

50 ABBOTT: The blue 1.

51 COSTELLO: Is that different from the blue w?

52 ABBOTT: The blue 1 is Real One and the blue W is Word.

53 COSTELLO: What word?

54 ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.

55 COSTELLO: But there’s three words in office for windows!

56 ABBOTT: No, just one. But its the most popular Word in the world.

57 COSTELLO: It is?

58 ABBOTT: Yes, but to be fair, there aren’t many other Words left. It pretty much wiped out all the other Words out there.

59 COSTELLO: And that word is real one?

60 ABBOTT: Real One has nothing to do with Word. Real One isn’t even part of Office.

61 COSTELLO: STOP! Don’t start that again. What about financial book keeping you have anything I can track my money with?

62 ABBOTT: Money.

63 COSTELLO: That’s right. What do you have?

64 ABBOTT: Money.

65 COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?

66 ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.

67 COSTELLO: What’s bundled to my computer?

68 ABBOTT: Money

69 COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?

70 ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.

71 COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?

72 ABBOTT: One copy

73 COSTELLO: Isn’t it illegal to copy money?

74 ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.

75 COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?

76 ABBOTT: Why not, they own it.

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