Este alguna vez subí a un newsgroup, y haciendo una búsqueda me lo volví a encontrar…
1 | ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you? |
2 | COSTELLO: Thanks. I’m setting up an office in my den, and I’m thinking about |
3 | buying a computer. |
4 | ABBOTT: Mac? |
5 | COSTELLO: No, the name’s Lou |
6 | ABBOTT: Your computer? |
7 | COSTELLO: I don’t own a computer. I want to buy one. |
8 | ABBOTT: Mac? |
9 | COSTELLO: I told you, my name’s Lou |
10 | ABBOTT: What about Windows? |
11 | COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here? |
12 | ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with windows? |
13 | COSTELLO: I don’t know. What will I see when I look in the windows? |
14 | ABBOTT: Wallpaper. |
15 | COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software. |
16 | ABBOTT Software for Windows? |
17 | COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What have you got? |
18 | ABBOTT: Office. |
19 | COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything? |
20 | ABBOTT: I just did. |
21 | COSTELLO: You just did what? |
22 | ABBOTT: Recommend something. |
23 | COSTELLO: You recommended something? |
24 | ABBOTT: Yes. |
25 | COSTELLO: For my office? |
26 | ABBOTT: Yes |
27 | COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office? |
28 | ABBOTT: Office. |
29 | COSTELLO:.Yes, for my office! |
30 | ABBOTT: I recommend office with windows. |
31 | COSTELLO: I already have an office and it has windows! OK, lets just say, I’m sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need? |
32 | ABBOTT: Word |
33 | COSTELLO: What word? |
34 | ABBOTT: Word in Office. |
35 | COSTELLO: The only word in office is office. |
36 | ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows. |
37 | COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows? |
38 | ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue W. |
39 | COSTELLO: I’m going to click your blue w if you don’t start with some straight answers. OK, forget that. Can I watch movies on the Internet? |
40 | ABBOTT: Yes, you want Real One. |
41 | COSTELLO: Maybe a real one, maybe a cartoon. What I watch is none of your business. Just tell me what I need! |
42 | ABBOTT: Real One. |
43 | COSTELLO: If its a long movie I also want to see reel 2,3&4. can I watch them? |
44 | ABBOTT: Of course. |
45 | COSTELLO: Great, with what? |
46 | ABBOTT: Real One. |
47 | COSTELLO; OK, I’m at my computer and I want to watch a movie. What do I do? |
48 | ABBOTT: You click the blue 1. |
49 | COSTELLO: I click the blue one what? |
50 | ABBOTT: The blue 1. |
51 | COSTELLO: Is that different from the blue w? |
52 | ABBOTT: The blue 1 is Real One and the blue W is Word. |
53 | COSTELLO: What word? |
54 | ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows. |
55 | COSTELLO: But there’s three words in office for windows! |
56 | ABBOTT: No, just one. But its the most popular Word in the world. |
57 | COSTELLO: It is? |
58 | ABBOTT: Yes, but to be fair, there aren’t many other Words left. It pretty much wiped out all the other Words out there. |
59 | COSTELLO: And that word is real one? |
60 | ABBOTT: Real One has nothing to do with Word. Real One isn’t even part of Office. |
61 | COSTELLO: STOP! Don’t start that again. What about financial book keeping you have anything I can track my money with? |
62 | ABBOTT: Money. |
63 | COSTELLO: That’s right. What do you have? |
64 | ABBOTT: Money. |
65 | COSTELLO: I need money to track my money? |
66 | ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer. |
67 | COSTELLO: What’s bundled to my computer? |
68 | ABBOTT: Money |
69 | COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer? |
70 | ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge. |
71 | COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much? |
72 | ABBOTT: One copy |
73 | COSTELLO: Isn’t it illegal to copy money? |
74 | ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money. |
75 | COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money? |
76 | ABBOTT: Why not, they own it. |
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