Este alguna vez subí a un newsgroup, y haciendo una búsqueda me lo volví a encontrar…
| 1 | ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you? |
| 2 | COSTELLO: Thanks. I’m setting up an office in my den, and I’m thinking about |
| 3 | buying a computer. |
| 4 | ABBOTT: Mac? |
| 5 | COSTELLO: No, the name’s Lou |
| 6 | ABBOTT: Your computer? |
| 7 | COSTELLO: I don’t own a computer. I want to buy one. |
| 8 | ABBOTT: Mac? |
| 9 | COSTELLO: I told you, my name’s Lou |
| 10 | ABBOTT: What about Windows? |
| 11 | COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here? |
| 12 | ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with windows? |
| 13 | COSTELLO: I don’t know. What will I see when I look in the windows? |
| 14 | ABBOTT: Wallpaper. |
| 15 | COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software. |
| 16 | ABBOTT Software for Windows? |
| 17 | COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What have you got? |
| 18 | ABBOTT: Office. |
| 19 | COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything? |
| 20 | ABBOTT: I just did. |
| 21 | COSTELLO: You just did what? |
| 22 | ABBOTT: Recommend something. |
| 23 | COSTELLO: You recommended something? |
| 24 | ABBOTT: Yes. |
| 25 | COSTELLO: For my office? |
| 26 | ABBOTT: Yes |
| 27 | COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office? |
| 28 | ABBOTT: Office. |
| 29 | COSTELLO:.Yes, for my office! |
| 30 | ABBOTT: I recommend office with windows. |
| 31 | COSTELLO: I already have an office and it has windows! OK, lets just say, I’m sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need? |
| 32 | ABBOTT: Word |
| 33 | COSTELLO: What word? |
| 34 | ABBOTT: Word in Office. |
| 35 | COSTELLO: The only word in office is office. |
| 36 | ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows. |
| 37 | COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows? |
| 38 | ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue W. |
| 39 | COSTELLO: I’m going to click your blue w if you don’t start with some straight answers. OK, forget that. Can I watch movies on the Internet? |
| 40 | ABBOTT: Yes, you want Real One. |
| 41 | COSTELLO: Maybe a real one, maybe a cartoon. What I watch is none of your business. Just tell me what I need! |
| 42 | ABBOTT: Real One. |
| 43 | COSTELLO: If its a long movie I also want to see reel 2,3&4. can I watch them? |
| 44 | ABBOTT: Of course. |
| 45 | COSTELLO: Great, with what? |
| 46 | ABBOTT: Real One. |
| 47 | COSTELLO; OK, I’m at my computer and I want to watch a movie. What do I do? |
| 48 | ABBOTT: You click the blue 1. |
| 49 | COSTELLO: I click the blue one what? |
| 50 | ABBOTT: The blue 1. |
| 51 | COSTELLO: Is that different from the blue w? |
| 52 | ABBOTT: The blue 1 is Real One and the blue W is Word. |
| 53 | COSTELLO: What word? |
| 54 | ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows. |
| 55 | COSTELLO: But there’s three words in office for windows! |
| 56 | ABBOTT: No, just one. But its the most popular Word in the world. |
| 57 | COSTELLO: It is? |
| 58 | ABBOTT: Yes, but to be fair, there aren’t many other Words left. It pretty much wiped out all the other Words out there. |
| 59 | COSTELLO: And that word is real one? |
| 60 | ABBOTT: Real One has nothing to do with Word. Real One isn’t even part of Office. |
| 61 | COSTELLO: STOP! Don’t start that again. What about financial book keeping you have anything I can track my money with? |
| 62 | ABBOTT: Money. |
| 63 | COSTELLO: That’s right. What do you have? |
| 64 | ABBOTT: Money. |
| 65 | COSTELLO: I need money to track my money? |
| 66 | ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer. |
| 67 | COSTELLO: What’s bundled to my computer? |
| 68 | ABBOTT: Money |
| 69 | COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer? |
| 70 | ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge. |
| 71 | COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much? |
| 72 | ABBOTT: One copy |
| 73 | COSTELLO: Isn’t it illegal to copy money? |
| 74 | ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money. |
| 75 | COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money? |
| 76 | ABBOTT: Why not, they own it. |
Enjoy!